onsdag 27 augusti 2008

Högljuda sexakter

Det är underbart att se att det inte bara är i Sverige som avundsjukan råder.:-)
Högljud Sexakt.

Metallica

Efter att ha lyssnat lite på Metallicas förhandssläpp av låtar från den kommande plattan "Death Magnetic" så kan man konstatera att Lars Ulrich släppt sitt otroligt enerverande trumljud från förra albumet, men lyckas trots det att tidvis hamra sönder ljudbilden med en altför tydlig påträngande virvelkagge. Skal dock tilläggas att jag bara lyssnat på låtarna via min bärbaras inbyggda högtalare, vilket troligen inte ger riktig rättvisa till Grabbarna Grus...:-)

Hitills kan jag inte säga att jag är direkt imponerad, men så har jag ju inte hört alla låtarna ännu. Hoppas verkligen att dom har fått till det, den här gången.... Jag vill verkligen ha ett riktigt bra album från dem, så man kan glömma den senaste tiden och låta dem träda in som det stora band dom kan vara.

måndag 25 augusti 2008

OS slut...













Så var OS slut för denna gången och som den sportfanatiker jag är så kommer det enda bestående minnet vara Kinas magnifika propagandamaskineri samt min nya hjälte Ara's protest. På tiden att någon ställde sig upp mot gubbväldet inom IOK. Likadels roligt att se hur resten av OS truppen slöt upp bakom Ara, not!!

Får väl dessutom vara glad över att jag missade avslutningen och därigenom slapp den censurerade slakten av "A Whole lott'a Love".

Tack å hej, Leverpastej!

onsdag 13 augusti 2008

Velvet Revolver

Ser ut som om Lenny Kravitz skall ta över mikrofonen från Scott Weiland i Velvet revolver.

Det kan bli en spännande kombination, även om jag personligen gillar Weilands stämma bättre än Lennys'.

tisdag 12 augusti 2008

Konst som föragar.


läser idag i Aftonbladuskan att Ulf Lundell är gramse över ett konstverk, i form av ett betongtorn, som man satt upp i närheten av hans tomt på Österlen, och jag måste faktiskt hålla med honom. Snacka om att förfula naturen. Jag har en aning svårt för att överhuvudtaget kalla det konst.

Att han dessutom slänger på luren i örat på reportern är pluspoäng!:-)

fredag 8 augusti 2008

Snabba Cash


Nämen kolla, det är ju som boken Snabba Cash av Jens Lapidus, fast i verkligheten!

Ser ut som inteligensreserven på bilden är iförd traditionell Balkan uniform. Marikårsfrilla, träningsoveralls jacka av husvangsmodell, något för korta fulbyxor, vita tubsockor och svarta loafers eller gymnastiksko. Kan man gissa på att dom tränar på gym och bryter på något slaviskt språk?:-)
Fast jag förstår inte varför polisen är så jobbig mot dem. Dom har ju bara skött sitt jobb, som den gamle tokkepsen Denho Acar brukar säga.

torsdag 7 augusti 2008

Sommarminnen

Idag känns det riktigt höstruskigt, och då är det skönt att minnas den sommar som gått.

Var iväg med frugan på Rockweekend i Kilafors där vi fick oss en dos kultur. En otroligt mysig liten festival som startat upp i Södra Hälsingland som drog en del bra band och riktigt bra med folk. Själva var vi bara där på dag 1 och såg band som:

EUROPE
HELLOWEEN
MUSTASCH
BLOODBOUND

SONIC SYNDICATE
PAUL DIANNO
ENTOMBED
CRAZY LIXX

Kvällens stora behållning var enligt mig Mustasch och Europe.

Ralph och hans gäng i Mustasch levererar några av rocksveriges just nu bästa låtar. Energiskt och kul med lite lokal anknytning eftersom man hade "Bollnäs-Martin" på gitarr.

Europe levererade gamla hittar blandat med lite nyare alster, till en allsångssugen publik. Tror att det blev 4:e gången jag såg dem, fast första gången på den här sidan 80-talet, och dom kändes både bekanta och fräscha på samma gång. Att man körde min favoritlåt, Seven doors hotel, gjorde inte spelningen sämre. Joeys röst lät lite sliten stundtals, men det gjorde bara sången bättre enligt mig, eftersom hans röst kan låta lite väl polerad ibland, särskilt på skiva och till de nya lite ruffigare låtarna.

Bloodbound var också en positiv överraskning. Hade aldrig hört dem tidigare, men dom var bra över förväntan. Bra låtar och bra scenshow som jag gärna ser mer av.

Sedan kommer vi till avdelningen bottennapp.
Paul Dianno, Iron Maidens orginalsångare. En man som varit med och gjort några deras bästa låtar och en av akterna som jag riktigt såg fram mot att se. Redan på vägen ner mot scenen stod det klart att det inte var någon idé att lämna barområdet och att det skulle krävas något starkt för att stå ut. I min mening lyckades han slakta sönder det mesta av de klassiska låtar han hade i bagaget och de låtar han hade med i eget namn var inte ens värda att lyssnas på. Kan till stor del bero på att jag är svårt allergisk mot growlande och han gjorde sitt bästa i att trycka in lite av den varan här och där mest hela tiden.

En annan nostalgi-dängare av mått var Helloween, krävdes inte många låtar för att förstå varför jag aldrig gillade dem på 80-talet heller. Riktigt uselt tysk pompösrock framförd av patetiskt poserande gubbs, som dessutom fick dom alldeles för mycket tid på scenen. Lite kräksmak i munnen helt enkelt.

Sonic Syndicate och Entombed var säkert jättebra för dem som gillar deras avarter av musik.

Crazy Lixx blev lite av en parantes, men dom gjorde hyffsat bra ifrån sig, det lilla jag hann höra.

2:a dagen bjöd på ett par akter som jag gärna skulle ha sett om jag haft biljett, såsom Thin Lizzy och Alice Cooper, men regnet var så ihärdigt och resten av banden något ointressanta så det fick va'.

Festivalsområdet ligger bildskönt vid Kilafors herrgård. Det var rätt ok matutbud inne på festivalen, men man hade missat att det produceras skräp runt dessa faciliteter och bristen på soptunnor blev snart uppenbar. Men det var givetvis lite kul att se folk halka omkull i ostsåsen som blev liggande i gräset runt Tacoståndets.:-)

Lite för få Bajjamajjor, och de som fanns var aningen underligt placerade. Merparten hade ställts innanför avspärrningarna till barområdet, så att folk under 18 inte hade tillträde. Dessutom var dom placerade så att man stod mitt ibland dem om man ville titta på stora scenen inifrån barområdet, vilket efter en stund gjorde att öldrickandet blev till en konstig upplevelse rent doftmässigt. Malt, urin och rännskita - en oslagbar kombo.

Barerna var lite underdimensionerade. Köerna blev framåt nattkvisten otroligt långa och o organiserade. Cidern tog slut redan tidigt på kvällen. Priserna överlag var bra, förutom att huvudsponsorn Jack Daniels rävgift kostade skjortan. Särskilt då den färdigblandade Jack/Cola burken som gick på 90 spänn. Tog inte lång tid för folk att inse att det blev billigare att köpa en liten flaska JackD och en burk cola och blanda själva.:-)

I övrigt inget att klaga på. Håll hornen högt och boka in nästa års festival, särskilt om man får dit lite bättre band (läs sådana som jag gillar typ Grand Magus osv.)!

onsdag 6 augusti 2008

Posten = Blodsugare

Tack för den posten!

Köpte nyligen en pryl från USA via Ebay. Kostade 40$ plus 30$ i frakt. Efter en liten väntan ringer det på dörren och där står det en postiljon med min pryl. Han vill ha pröjs direkt i dörren för pålagd tullavgift och moms (ca. 100:ingen) samt dryga 100-lappen för att posten har kört ut saken åt mig.

Att man lägger på tull och momsavgifter för denna typ av affärer kan jag väl förstå, eftersom det är lagstadgat och allt, men att posten plötsligt, utan att fråga väljer att köra ut saker och kräva betalt för det, det luktar svindleri.
Man hade kunnat lägga på statens avgifter på en avi som jag fått betala på min lokala ICA, där jag normalt hämtar mina paket, men i sann Entrepenörsanda så skapar Posten en helt egen inkomstkanal där man drar in stålar på Percy Nilegårds maner.

Här har ni långfingret, Posten!

tisdag 5 augusti 2008

Gratis Pengar från Afrika

Varning för lååångt inlägg....

Kan ni tänka er, för en tid sedan fick jag ett brev från en snäll änka på Elfenbens kusten vid namn Susan Morgan. Hon gav mig ett väldigt lukrativt erbjudande om gratis pengar. Här är hennes brev:

From Mrs Susan Morgan

N�[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody
Abidjan,Cote d'Ivoire

ATTN
DEAREST ONE OF GOD

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Mr.Abram Morgan, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used by unbelievers. I don’t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.

I don’t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband’s relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life.

Contact me on the above e-mail address for more information’s, any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another church or individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein. Hoping to receive your
reply.

Remain blessed in the Lord.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs susan morgan


Självklart nappade jag på detta erbjudande, eftersom jag är en sådan god och kristen människa. Dessutom tilltalade det hela min giriga sida.:-) Så jag skickade ett svar:

Dear Susan!

It hurts me to hear about your predicaments and I will assure that you are in my prayers. Your plans of giving money to the children warms my heart and I would be very grateful if I could help you out in this matter, even though I'm not sure what my role in this would be?


Best regards, S. Ess


Och vips kom det vidare instruktioner från denna hjärtegoa människa med bild och allt.

Dearest In Christ ,


Greetings to you in the mighty name of our Lord Jesus Christ, i am very happy for your quick response to my mail, well i am not afriad of the death because i knows where i am heading to, my only problem is to see the desire of my late husband come to accomplishment now that i am alive, so dearly one in Christ i want you to assure me that you will never let the trust i have in you down, that you will use the fund accondingly to the will of the Almighty God.



I know you are surprise in receiving this letter, but as a servant of the living God, you should know that our ways is not his ways, my Bible tells me that God works in many ways and all things works out for good to them that believed in Christ Jesus, all i need from you is to assure me that you will never betray the trust i am trying to entrust in your hand for the work of God, you may asked me how i got across your email, the bilbe said that who is me is greater than who of the world, the Holy Spirit that leads me to you will never let us down only if you can beleive with faith.


Please, I want you to understand that this benevolence is in fulfilment of the desire and decision of my late husband which I am persuaded to actualize,this fund is desiginated for humanitarian and Charity services with special emphasis, which must be disbursed with every appropriation, accountability and prudence to the glory of God.

Meanwhile,i could have donate this money here in my country,but the reason is that before the death of my late beloved husband he warned me not to let his relatives know about this money because they are unbleilvers ( muslim) and he don't want an atom of this money to be use in anything Islamic,and i don't intend to disobey him even in death.

I will want you to send to me your full names and address to enable me swear an affidavit on oath on your behalf that will officially and legally approve you as the new beneficiary to this fund, so that even if i am no more, your claim to the fund will not be in doubt. I will be sending you the certificate of deposit of this fund immediately after the affidavit is ready.

I will want you to kindly be fast on your arrangement on how the fund will be transfered to you before the fall of the crises in Ivory Coast, since the political affair has affected their economy. Infact, the saints have been fasting and praying for peace for the country since the attacked of the rebels.

Ensure you reply this letter and the needed information immediately for the proccess of this transaction on your behalf. Most Important: I will like this to be so confidential and sincerelity, also bear in mind that can not call you on phone, all our comminucation will be via-email because of my late husband relatives.


Thanks and may God bless us all.
Sister Susan Morgan.











Så vi började brevväxla.


Hello again!

You have to forgive me for my bad English. I find joy in how happy and holy you and your late husband look. I bet you have lived an interesting life. I would be more than happy to hear more about your life together.

I myself, is living a very lonesome life as I'm confined to a wheelchair, and when getting your letter I was very happy, because I feel that his is my chance to do something good in life. May I ask how your husband died?

If I might say, you don't look Kuwaitian. I will ask my bank for the necessary informations so you can make the right connections in your end.

Happy to hear from you again. S. Ess

Denna gång dröjde svaret, så jag fick skicka en påminnelse, även fast jag antog att det var hennes krasslighet som låg bakom fördröjningen.

Dear Susan!

I'm worried as I haven't heard anything more from you, and I pray for you that you are alright and well.

I pray to the almighty God that you will write to me again.

Yours S. Ess

Äntligen svar, jag började bli lite orolig för pengarna.

Dearest in Christ,

Greetings to you once again, hope all is well with you and your family, it is very great to hear from you today, though you did not bring the in formation for the affidavit while i am still prospecting it from you, i am also very pitty for your your condition and i urges you to join me and have confident in God because he is the only solution.

As you requested to know more about me, In the year 1993, i attended a Crusaded here on invitation of a neighbour Madam Agness after she must have prayed with me on my barreness, i could not attend the first and Second day and she come to our house to ask why i did not attend the crusade, i have to promise her to be there the next day of the programme.

On that day, the message was , "Arise and shine" for all the brethren were in attendance. I was touched by that message (Isaiah 60) After the message, the preacher asked those that have not known Christ to come out. When I looked around only few people were going out to the preacher. My inner person told me, can you see that almost 98% of the Crowd of more than 2000 people know Christ.
Observing them, they were looking happy and undisturbed while my mind troubled me. I had to move out to the preacher.

The preacher prayed with us and refered us an usher who directed us to a pastor who took our names and addresses. Meanwile I had so many testimonies of the Lord's doing.
After which, I started studing the Bible until I reach a portion that says come all you that heavily loden I will give you rest.

As I continued, I read about the ressuration of Lazarus. I thought staying indoors reading the Bible would help me, not until Madam Agness come to invite me to thanks giving service for her cousin. That I honoured the following sunday.
It was there I was arrested after the sermon entitled the Bone shall rise again, and the song and praises and dances that preceeded the sermon.

From that day I become an active member of Christain Faith Mission,Abidjan Ivory Coast.
However, my husband did not tolorate this at all with a lot of allegations over my movement that always look me to Church either for prayers or Bible study.

Though, I was always re-acting.Spontanously, to the behaviour of my husband until I heard a sermon Forget, forgive and move forward. the ingredients in the sermon change my counteance toward my husband. I learnt to treat him with more love dispite his attitude.

After about a year and two months, he become hypertasive and was always worry about nothing. He was placed on constant medication always. One night he was groaning in pains, I prayed for him after I must have educated him about Christ, the next day he become stronger, I told him this is the work of our good Lord and he tried to argue.

The next day, he returned to the painful mood and continued with his drugs. But instead of recorperating, it detoriated. It was then he personally invited me to pray for him again, It was then I made him to orally declare Christ in his life which he did. After my prayers there was a change the next day, it was then he believed in the power of the Almighty God and subsequently started attending Church with me to the glory of God.
Until his death caused by Hypertisis, we was both believers and we devote all our time and wealth in the things of God.

Infact, my testimony is quite elaborate that it may contain more than ten pages front and back, all the same, glory be to God Almighty who make us to know him and serve him wth all we have.

Dear loved one in Christ light up the fire and never you let it to quench, be strong for the eyes and hands of God is upon you and your family, so bring your information for the affidavit to be carried on that will make you the legal beneficiary of the fund.

Because he lives,
One holy love in Christ Jesus,
Sister Susan Morgan


Som jag blev glad! Jag skickade min adress direkt. Eftersom jag kände att nu vankas det stålars.

Ohh, i'm so glad to hear from you again.

I was afraid that you had made arrangements elsewhere, and therefore forgotten about little old me.

A question about the money, when I receive them would it be alright in your eyes and gods, if I would use some of them for the expenses in relaying them to the causes in need? Maybe even to arrange for to travel to you and pray together. Maybe you could give me your address to? My bank says that it would be safer to use your address instead, but i assure them that you are a person with god, and as we say in Swedish "En dum jävel som bara försöker lura ännu dummare människor på deras pengar". Witch translates in short as the one who goes in peace with god.

My address is:
Spader Ess
Kortleksvägen 666
383 72 Elaksmåla
Sweden

I look forward to be hearing from you soon again. I can't wait until we have this arranged and i look forward to the future.

Yours in prayer, S. Ess


2008/7/2 Susan Morgan :


Hon blev så glad....


Dearest In Christ Spader Ess,



Heavenly greetings to you and your family in the mighty name of our Lord Jesus Christ, i am so happy to hear from you again today, i always pray that the anoiting power of God will descend the spirit of wisdom and understanding upon you, to bring this divine doctrine to accomplishment and to fulfil the desire of my late husband which i supported to the glory of God, Meanwhile this fund is designated for humanitarian and Charity services and to expand the kingdom of God with special emphasis which I trust and beleive you are capable to invade.



My dear beloved one in Christ i will also ask you to do me one favour, please i will want you to keep this divine doctrine so confidential and not to include an unbelievers to this, because i was warned seriously by my late husband to keep this away from the unbelievers including his brothers, since they do not want to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and savior.



I received your letter with your full information, and i will be submiting them immediately to the federal ministry of justice for the affidavit on oath that will legally and officially approve you as the new beneficiary of the fund, always pray for me that the anoiting healing power of God should descend upon me,because i have decided to sacrifice all my wealth to the expansion of his kingdom, so that i may live to serve and win many souls for the Lord "For the bible says what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and loose his soul'',



Dearest one i am weak to move around, but i pray that by the special grace of our Lord immediately the affidavit is ready i will be sending it to you with the certificate of deposit together with the contact of the bank for the transfer of the fund to you. 'In Him we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of His grace which He made to abound toward us in all wisdom and prudence, having made known to us the mystery of His will, according to His good pleasure which He purposed in Himself (Ephisains 1:3-9) He said in the book of Isaiah:65:24''It shall come to pass, that before they call, i will answer ,And while they are still speaking i will hear their prayers, God is there to direct you only if you can let his Holy Spirit to lead you.



I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you can, may God be with you as you make the step of faith to work in the vineyard of God, i have the strong beleive that we shall meet one day in the bossom of the Lord and testify the goodness of the Lord in our life.



Your Sister In Christ,

Mrs Susan Morgan.



Men nu var det jag som blev lite orolig, eftersom den snikne jag inte vill dela pengarnamed min fru...


Ohh, no, you can't send anything about this to that adress. Then my wife will know, and as she is very weak in her beliefs I'm afraid that she might use up all the money for her own benefit. Can't we just arrange this via E-mail?

And if you could, jäkla skummisar, answer my questions i had in our latest letter.

Yours truly, S. Ess



Strax fick jag mitt svar med både viktiga papper och adresser till dem som kunde hjälpa mig vidare i mitt sökande efter gratis rikedomar.

Dearest one In Christ ,



I greetings you again with the name of our saviour Jesus Christ.



Praise God my dear in the Lord, i am happy to inform you that i have obtain the affidavit from the ministry of justice, and i have attached the lodgement receipt in this mail with the contact of the bank where the money is deposited here in Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire West Africa.



The commissioner of oath here in the federal ministry of justice have sent a copy of the authorization letter to the bank of Africa by fax and he also contacted them through phone and they confirm that they received it.

Always I pray for you and have the believe that the work of God will be accomplish by you, and I pray that the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ will be with you by promising to fulfil my desire, For the eyes of the Lord are on the righteous, And His ears are open to their prayers; But the face of the Lord is against those who do evil."1 Peter 3:12

The Bank of Africa in Ivory Coast west Africa, have been informed to transfer the fund to you as the new beneficiary of the fund ,now you have to contact the bank and instruct the transfer of this money with out delay.



Please always inform me on the process because i will be going for my breast cancer surgical operation by tomorrow morning.

Below is the information of this account in case of any question from the Bank.

My late husband: Mr Abram Morgan.
Nationality: Kuwait
Date of deposit: 12 Feb. 2001
Account number: BA-CI-018942819
Type of account: General: Trust account.
Amount: US$2.500.000.00

Here is the contact:
Rev Dr Lukas Michelle
Remmittance Dept. Bank of Africa
Tel: +225 0782 9203
Fax: +225 0944 6220
Email: boaci@inbox.com



Please, contact the bank by fax or email, if possible call them on phone immediately and instruct them for the transfer of this fund, in order to expand the work and gospel of God.



Because he lives,
One holy love in Christ Jesus,

Sister Susan Morgan.















Efter att sett så pass pålitliga papper förstod jag att här är det bara att köra. Eftersom jag nu är en sådan fin människa så skickade jag givetvis brev till doktorn för att kolla att allt var ok med gumman.
Hello, dr. Perry Duke!

I'm writing to see how Susan Morgan is doing. I hope she will be fine and that the surgery is going alright.

I send her my prayers, this one in Lapplänska: Må ni brinna för ert fulspel dummerjönsar. Ät bajs tamefan.

Yours, S. Ess
Samtidigt som jag vidarebefordrade de officiella dokumenten till bankens advokater.

Hello, Rev Dr Lukas Michelle

I'm contacting you regarding the funds of the late
Mr Abram Morgan on the behalf of his wife Susan Morgan. The 2.500.000 dollar is supposed to be transfered to my account.

I attach the documents that verify this transaction to this mail. What do you need from me to conclude the transaction?

Best Regards, S. Ess (snart skitrik)

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Men nu börjar det bli allvar...

OUR REF: BOF/A/TR/345/CD/QI/X
FROM THE OFFICE OF:
REV DR LUKAS MICHELLE. JP, KSJ
B.Sc (Lond), ACCI, AIB, AIT (CI) MNI.
DIRECTOR OF FORIEGN OPERATION.

07/07/2008
RE- TRANSFER


ATTN:

SIR, MADAM,

ONLINE WITH THE RECEIPT OF YOUR LETTER AND TELEGRAPHIC COMMUNICATION WITH THE COMMISSIONER OF OATH AT THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE COTE D' IVOIRE, WE HEREBY CONFIRM OF THE STATUTORY DECLARATION FROM THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF JUSICE COTE D' IVOIRE, THAT YOU HAVE BEEN APROVED AND DECLEARED THE NEW BENEFICIARY AND THE BONA FIDE NEXT OF KIN OF THIS FUND IN OUR BANK DEPOSITED IN THE PERSON OF LATE MR ABRAM MORGAN FROM KUWAIT REPUBLIC ON THE 12 FEBUARY 2001.

BE RESTFUL ASSURED THAT YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO YOU; HENCE YOU OBTAIN THE TRANSFER REQUIREMENTS FROM THE MINISTRY AND SUBMIT IT TO OUR BANK.WE HEREBY CONFIRM THAT MRS SUSAN MORGAN HAS AN INHERITANCE RIGHT TO HER LATE HUSBAND'S FUND AS THE NEXT OF KIN AND LEGITIMATE WIFE, AND SHE HAS APPROVED YOU TO BENEFIT AND INHERRIT THE TOTAL SUM OF (US$2,500,000 M) IN THE GENERAL TRUST ACCOUNT AS HER NEW BENEFICAIRY AS INDICATED IN HER AFFIDAVIT DECLARATION BEFORE US. CURRENTLY THE FUND IN THE ACCOUNT IS (US$2,615,000 M) WITH THE INTEREST OF (US$115,000).

NOTE THAT THERE ARE LEGAL NECESSITIES THAT MUST BE FOLLOWED TO PROCURE THE TRANSFER OF THIS FUND. (a)REACTIVATION OF ACCOUNT: THIS ACCOUNT MUST BE REACTIVATED ACCORDING TO THE BANKING RULE AND REGULATIONS OF IVORY COAST, THE ACCOUNT IS CURRENTLY DORMANT, AND WITH OUT THAT NOBODY WILL HAVE ACCESS TO THE FUND. TO HAVE ACCESS AND TRANSFER THE FUND TO ANY OF YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT, YOU MUST PROCURE THESE DOCUMENTS FROM MINISTRY OF FINANCE AND INTERRIOR.

b) ANTI TERRORIST CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE: TO CLEARIFY AND FREE YOUR FUND FROM TERRORISM AND ILLICIT, AQUIREMENT OF THIS VITAL PAPER MUST BE OBTAINED AND THIS IS IN LINE WITH THE RULE OF THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND.

YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUESTED TO COME DOWN HERE IN IVORY COAST SO THAT YOU CAN GO TO THE MINISTRY OF INTERRIOR FOR THE VITAL PAPERS.MEANWHILE IF YOU CAN'T BE ABLE TO FLY DOWN HERE IN OUR COUNTRY WE CAN GIVE YOU THE CONTACT OF OUR LEGAL DEPARTMENT THROUGH AN INDEPENDENT ACCREDITED LAWYER TO OUR BANK FOR THE LEGAL REVALIDATION OF THE ACCOUNT AND PROCUREMENT OF A TERRORIST CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE, THIS IS THE PRE-REQUEST FOR THE COMENCEMENT OF THIS FUND TRANSFER SINCE THE ORIGINAL ACCOUNT HOLDER IS LATE.

HERE IS THE CONTACT OF THE LAWYER
HON. MACDONALD OGARAKU,
E-MAIL: ogaraku_lawfirm@yahoo.fr

TEL: +225 08686149

BE ASSURED THAT AS SOON AS YOU SUCCEEDED IN OBTAINING THE VITAL PAPERS EITHER BY YOU OR BY THE SERVICE OF OUR NORMINATED ACCREDITED LAWYER, AND SUBMIT IT TO OUR BANK, YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED ACCORDINGLY UNDER THREE WORKING DAYS WITH OUT ANY MOMENT DELAY.

YOU CAN ALSO CALL US FOR FURTHER CLEARIFICATIONS. OR YOU CAN EQUALY SEND YOUR PHONE NUMBERS TO US.

BE RESTFULLY ASSURED OF OUR MAXIMIUM CO-OPERATION.


REGARDS,
REV DR LUKAS MICHELLE,
DIRECTOR OF FORIEGN OPERATION,
BANK OF AFRICA ,COTE D' IVOIRE.
Kan det bli mer viktigt än så här, så jag var tvungen att få igång advokaterna så dom fixade fram alla papper som behövdes???

Honored Mr. Ogaraku.

I have this dilemma and need your help. Either I Fly to the Ivory coast, or if you could help me obtain such a document (see below).

Best Regards, S. Ess
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Och visst kunde dom hjälpa mig, för den blygsamma summan av 2100 dollar var saken biff!!

Macdonald Ogaraku and sons law chambers.
No.42 rue de plateau avenue
abidjan cote d'ivoire.

Verification outcome
Attention:
Respected,
Find via email, the outcome of our verification exercise at the ministry of finance and interior on your behalf .
We confirmed your beneficiary status at the Bank of Africa to be correct and approved by the commissioner of oath from the ministry of justice as it was stated in the affidavits that declears you the new beneficiary of the fund, you are therefore requested to pay for the legal fees of ($2,100 us dollars)for us to carry on with the documents procurement from the ministry of finance and interior.
This fee US$2,100 covers the following requirements.
A) Reactivation of the Account -------------- US$900
B) Anti-Terrorist Clearance Certificate ----US$1,200
Total sum is----------------------------------------US$2,100

Be restful assured of our total cooperation upon your compliance.
You have to send the money through the name of my accountant for urgent recieval and earliest service.
Receiver’s name: Miss Agnes Kpegnan ,
Address: No.42 rue de plateau avenue
city: Abidjan
country: Cote D'Ivoire

Go ahead and make the payment immediately through western union money transfer or money gram for urgent receival, and inform us on phone or by email for withdrawer so that we can effect the procurement of the legal requirements comprehensively, as soon as we receive the legal fees for the documents required for the transfer of your fund, we will make sure that the legal papers are secured within two working days.

We always pledge you our total service,
Yours in service,
Hon. Barrister Macdonald Ogaraku esq.
Principal attorney.
Tell: +225 08686149


Hello Mr. Macdonald.

As the honorable penningkåta skitstövel, I off course trust you, but as It is a lot of money, could you send me a picture or some other proof of that you are attorneys. I have the money ready for transfer, but I start to loose faith and I don't feel that God is with me anymore. I start to hunger for this money for myself and my own greed... Is this wrong of me?

Regards. S. Ess , den som bara jäklas med er...

Macdonald Ogaraku and sons law chambers.
No.42 rue de plateau avenue
abidjan cote d'ivoire.

Attention:
Respected,
Here is copy of my international passport.
Yours in service,
Hon. Barrister Macdonald Ogaraku esq.
Principal attorney.
Tell: +225 08686149














Mäktigt imponerad av den photoshoppade bilden blev man ju. Mannen verkar ju var lika snäll som jultomten.
Hello Mr. Macdonald

Now i trust you, you look like an honorable man. Lite som en bilhandlare. I will write to Mrs. Susan Morgan and ask her to arrange that you get the 2100$ from the trust account (blåstkontot). This is the quickest and easiest way I think, as it would be good if I could get hold of the money to the weekend. You know Solvalla, kröken och lätta damer, maybe a svängom to Stureplan for some serius kalasing with skumpa and snorta.


Yours, S. Ess

Respected,
Thank you for you confirmation of passport( IBI SIZE FOUR) and we are waiting for Mrs Susan to send us the fees so the we can proceed on your (NWAPA)behalf and immediately we recieve the fees we are going to notify you(NBGADA)
Yours in service,
Hon. Barrister Macdonald Ogaraku esq.
Principal attorney.
Tell: +225 08686149

Respected,(MPI)
I want to know your concluction with person (ewu)that you said that will bring the money to
me(aturu)

Yours in service,
Hon Macdonald Ogaraku esq.
Principal attorney to bank of Africa ,
Republic of Cote d ‘Ivoire.
Tel: +225 08686149.
I'm sorry to say that I haven't got in contact with Mrs. Morgan yet. So, to speed up things, I have contacted my bank to draw up dokuments that will grant you the right to withdraw the said funds from the account of late Mr. Morgan.

S. Ess

Nu gick det inte att få tag i den snälla damen längre så jag började bli lite orolig....

I'm beginning to think that not all is well, as I can't get hold of Mrs. Morgan anymore. You haven't got any news?

how could we solve this in the easiest of ways?

Regards, S. Ess

Tyvärr annade man tydligen lite oråd, och började förstå att jag var för snål för att betala in pengarna, för efter detta hörde dom aldrig av sig mer. Undrar vad som häne med alla pengarna???

Rikspucko 2



Nu är det snart dags för OS igen. Måste säga att denna gången ser jag ovanligt mycket fram mot hela spektaklet, då det ser ut att kunna bli ett skandal-OS som väl matchar det som gick av stapeln i Berlin.

Inför spelen så kommer givetvis en hel del godis att sätta tänderna i. Vill därför passa på att utnämna boxaren Naim Terbunja till dagens Rikspucko efter sitt lysande uttalande om att kvinnor skulle förstöra boxningen om de tilläts ställa upp i OS. Jag antar att han ser en förlängning på det hela med mixade matcher, och blir då rädd att få tjejdäng.

Naim, boxning är inget annat än glorifierad misshandel och kan således knappast bli mer förstört, om inte annat så verkar ditt uttalande komma från en hjärna så punchig att det skadar "sporten" mer.
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